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The Story of Allenberry Sticky Buns
The exact recipe for Allenberry Sticky Buns is a closely guarded Heinze family secret which has been perfected for more than a half century, and has been entrusted to Allenberry Baker Janet Farner who has made literally millions of them in the past 15 years. The recipe is something like this: She begins by preparing the finest sweet dough the mind can imagine. Then, Janet adds fragrant and pungent cinnamon, the highest quality deep brown sugar and so much rich butter that it is nearly sinful. The ingredients and flavors are mixed, blended and allowed to rest and merge before being oh, so carefully baked at a precise heat for a very specific amount of time. The result is an Allenberry Sticky Bun.
An
Allenberry Sticky Bun is sticky-gooey to a fault, and licking your
fingers is necessary and encouraged. The topping of an Allenberry
Sticky Bun is the sticky-gooey part and comes with and without
nuts. The bun itself is a couple of inches thick and nearly as sweet
and
soft as the topping. The experience of eating an Allenberry Sticky
Bun has been called "one of the unique joys of life."
Ever go to a coffee shop, order a cinnamon bun, then spread butter
on it to give it some flavor? That never happens with an Allenberry
Sticky Bun. One bite and it's a flavor explosion! No butter,
jam or jelly needed. Only a napkin is recommended.
How
to eat an Allenberry Sticky Bun. fingers or a fork? Real Allenberry
Sticky Bun lovers use four fingers. Young people trying to impress
their date try to use two fingers. Two year olds in highchairs
poke at it with one finger, then lick their finger. Those who
would eat
an Allenberry Sticky Bun with a fork are the same kinds of people
who would try to scrape the meat off a barbecued rib to eat it
with a fork. Allenberry Sticky Buns are meant to be eaten with
your fingers.
Ideally, you should then lick your fingers several times before
you wipe them on your napkin. That two year old in a highchair
will likely
use his shirt.
Since
1944, Allenberry Sticky Buns have been available only at one
place in the entire world - Allenberry Resort; but now you can have them delivered fresh to your door! You can order Allenberry Sticky Buns by the pound. How many sticky buns are in a pound? Most folks get about a half a dozen. Allenberry Sticky Bun fans with a more delicate consumption get a few more out of a pound. Robust eaters. two
or three.
Order as many pounds of Allenberry sticky Buns as you want from
our secure web site. The day we receive your order we will bake
them,
box them and ship them to you as fast as we can. When they arrive,
you can eat them immediately, but we suggest you resist the temptation
and warm them in the oven, or if you just can't wait, at least
zap them in the microwave. Then. indulge
yourself.

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